I Love To Laugh

Anyone remember that song from Mary Poppins?


I just thought we all needed to laugh a little today, so here are some of the best jokes from this month's Reader's Digest. They listed their 50 most popular.

"We were really confused. While transcribing medical audiotapes, a colleague came upon the following garbled diagnosis: "This man has pholenfrometry." Knowing nothing about that condition, she double-checked with the doctor. After listening to the tape, he shook his head. 'This man' he said, translating for her 'has fallen from a tree.'"

"Hospital regulations require a wheelchair for patients being discharged. However, I found an elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet who insisted he didn't need my help to leave the hospital. After a chat about rules being rules he reluctantly let me wheel him to the elevator. On the way down, I asked if his wife was meeting him. 'I don't know', he said, 'She's still upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown.'"

"While I was shopping in a pharmacy, a couple of teenagers came in. They were dressed in leather, chains, and safety pins. The boy had blue and purple spiked hair and the girl's hair was bright yellow. Suddenly the boy picked up a pair of sunglasses and tried them on. 'What do you think', he asked his girlfriend. 'Take them off!' she howled, 'They make you look ridiculous.'"

"Walter goes to do his laundry. But within seconds of stepping into the laundry room, he yells out, 'Honey, what setting do I use on the washing machine?' 'It depends,' his wife answered. 'What does it say on your shirt?' 'University of Wisconsin.'"

"A little boy opened the big family Bible.
He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages.
Suddenly something fell out of the Bible.
He picked up the object and looked at it closely.
What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages. 'Momma, look what I found,' the boy called out. 'What have you got there, dear?' his mother asked.
With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered: 'I think it's Adam's underwear!'"

Okay...not the greatest. Why don't you leave me a joke and give me a laugh :)