So here is another twist on "Twas The Night Before Christmas" for all of us who once again are tackling that lose weight, eat healthy and exercise resolution.
'Twas the month after Christmas, and all through the house,
Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse.
The cookies I'd nibbled, the eggnog I'd taste,
At the holiday parties had gone to my waist.
When I got on the scales there arose such a number!
When I walked to the store (less a walk than a lumber).
I'd remember the marvelous meals I'd prepared,
The gravies and sauces and beef nicely rared.
The wine and the rum balls, the bread and the cheese,
And the way I'd never said, "No thank you, please."
As I dressed myself in my husband's old shirt,
And prepared once again to do battle with dirt.
I said to myself, as I only can,
"You can't spend a winter disguised as a man!"
So--away with the last of the sour cream dip,
Get rid of the fruit cake, every cracker and chip.
Every last bit of food that I like must be banished,
'Till all the additional ounces have vanished.
I won't have a cookie--not even a lick,
I'll want only to chew on a long celery stick.
I won't have hot biscuits, or corn bread, or pie,
I'll munch on a carrot and quietly cry.
I'm hungry, I'm lonesome, and life is a bore,
But isn't that what January is for?
Unable to giggle, no longer a riot,
Happy New Year to all and to all a good diet!
Wednesday, December 31, 2008
Tuesday, December 30, 2008
The Day After Christmas
I am amused at this rewrite of "The Night Before Christmas". I am thankful to be married to a man that makes sure we stay debt free.
The Day After Christmas
Twas the day after Christmas, and all through the house,
Every creature was hurtin' even the mouse.
The toys were all broken, their batteries dead;
Santa passed out, with some ice on his head.
Wrapping and ribbons just covered the floor,
While upstairs the family continued to snore.
And I in my T-shirt, new Reeboks and jeans,
I went into the kitchen and started to clean.
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the sink to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the curtains, and threw up the sash.
When what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a little white truck, with an oversized mirror.
The driver was smiling, so lively and grand;
The patch on his jacket said "U.S. POSTMAN."
With a handful of bills, he grinned like a fox.
Then quickly he stuffed them into our mailbox.
Bill after bill, after bill, they still came.
Whistling and shouting he called them by name:
"Now Dillard's, now Broadway's, now Penny's and Sears
Here's Robinson's, Levitz's and Target's and Mervyn's.
To the tip or your limit, every store, every mall,
Now chargeaway--chargeaway--chargeaway all!"
He whooped and he whistled as he finished his work.
He filled up the box, and then turned with a jerk.
He sprang to his truck and he drove down the road,
Driving much faster with just half a load.
Then I heard him exclaim with great holiday cheer,
"ENJOY WHAT YOU BOUGHT.......
YOU'LL BE PAYING ALL YEAR!"
The Day After Christmas
Twas the day after Christmas, and all through the house,
Every creature was hurtin' even the mouse.
The toys were all broken, their batteries dead;
Santa passed out, with some ice on his head.
Wrapping and ribbons just covered the floor,
While upstairs the family continued to snore.
And I in my T-shirt, new Reeboks and jeans,
I went into the kitchen and started to clean.
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the sink to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the curtains, and threw up the sash.
When what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a little white truck, with an oversized mirror.
The driver was smiling, so lively and grand;
The patch on his jacket said "U.S. POSTMAN."
With a handful of bills, he grinned like a fox.
Then quickly he stuffed them into our mailbox.
Bill after bill, after bill, they still came.
Whistling and shouting he called them by name:
"Now Dillard's, now Broadway's, now Penny's and Sears
Here's Robinson's, Levitz's and Target's and Mervyn's.
To the tip or your limit, every store, every mall,
Now chargeaway--chargeaway--chargeaway all!"
He whooped and he whistled as he finished his work.
He filled up the box, and then turned with a jerk.
He sprang to his truck and he drove down the road,
Driving much faster with just half a load.
Then I heard him exclaim with great holiday cheer,
"ENJOY WHAT YOU BOUGHT.......
YOU'LL BE PAYING ALL YEAR!"
Monday, December 29, 2008
God's Faithfulness
Every year my husband Steve reads the Bible from cover to cover. I wish I could say I was a disciplined. I have done it once and was determined to do it again this year, but in the month of December have fallen very behind, so today I spent 6 hours reading trying to catch up. I still have 80 pages to go. But in today's readings I was struck by how many times God reminds us that He is faithful. I went back and looked up how many times He had said that in my past readings as well. It is important to remember during all those times that I question the "why's that I can know with total certainity that God is indeed faithful.
Genesis 24:27-Praise be to the LORD, the God of my master Abraham, who has not abandoned his kindness and faithfulness
Exodus 34:6-The LORD, the LORD, the compassionate and gracious God, slow to anger, abounding in love and faithfulness
Deuteronomy 7:9-Know therefore that the LORD your God is God; he is the faithful God, keeping his covenant of love to a thousand generations of those who love him and keep his commands
Deuteronomy 32:4-A faithful God who does no wrong, upright and just is he.
Nehemiah 9:33-In all that has happened to us, you have been just; you have acted faithfully, while we did wrong.
Psalm 25:10-All the ways of the LORD are loving and faithful for those who keep the demands of his covenant.
Psalm 33:4-For the word of the LORD is right and true; he is faithful in all he does
Psalm 36:5 and 57:10-Your love, O LORD, reaches to the heavens, your faithfulness to the skies
Psalm 86:5-But you, O Lord, are a compassionate and gracious God, slow to anger, abounding in love and faithfulness.
Psalm 89:8-O LORD God Almighty, who is like you? You are mighty, O LORD, and your faithfulness surrounds you
Psalm 89:33-34-but I will not take my love from him,nor will I ever betray my faithfulness. I will not violate my covenant or alter what my lips have uttered
Psalm 91:4-He will cover you with his feathers, and under his wings you will find refuge; his faithfulness will be your shield and rampart
Psalm 100:5-For the LORD is good and his love endures forever; his faithfulness continues through all generations.
Psalm 115:1-Not to us, O LORD, not to us but to your name be the glory, because of your love and faithfulness.
Psalm 117:2-For great is his love toward us, and the faithfulness of the LORD endures forever.
Psalm 119:90-Your faithfulness continues through all generations; you established the earth, and it endures.
Psalm 145:13-The LORD is faithful to all his promises and loving toward all he has made.
Psalm 146:6-the Maker of heaven and earth, the sea, and everything in them— the LORD, who remains faithful forever.
Isaiah 25:1-O LORD, you are my God; I will exalt you and praise your name, for in perfect faithfulness you have done marvelous things, things planned long ago.
Isaiah 38:19-The living, the living—they praise you, as I am doing today; fathers tell their children about your faithfulness.
Isaiah 49:7-because of the LORD, who is faithful, the Holy One of Israel, who has chosen you."
Isaiah 61:8-In my faithfulness I will reward them and make an everlasting covenant with them.
Lamentations 3:22-23-for his compassions never fail. They are new every morning;
great is your faithfulness.
Zechariah 8:8-they will be my people, and I will be faithful and righteous to them as their God
Romans 3:3-What if some did not have faith? Will their lack of faith nullify God's faithfulness?
1 Corinthians 1:9-God, who has called you into fellowship with his Son Jesus Christ our Lord, is faithful
1 Corinthians 10:13-And God is faithful; he will not let you be tempted beyond what you can bear. But when you are tempted, he will also provide a way out so that you can stand up under it.
2 Corinthians 1:18
I Thessalonians 5:24-The one who calls you is faithful and he will do it
2 Thessalonians 3:3-But the Lord is faithful, and he will strengthen and protect you from the evil one.
2 Timothy 2:13-if we are faithless, he will remain faithful,
Hebrews 10:23-Let us hold unswervingly to the hope we profess, for he who promised is faithful.
I Peter 4:19-So then, those who suffer according to God's will should commit themselves to their faithful Creator and continue to do good.
I John 1:19-If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just and will forgive us our sins and purify us from all unrighteousness
Revelation 19:11-I saw heaven standing open and there before me was a white horse, whose rider is called Faithful and True.
Genesis 24:27-Praise be to the LORD, the God of my master Abraham, who has not abandoned his kindness and faithfulness
Exodus 34:6-The LORD, the LORD, the compassionate and gracious God, slow to anger, abounding in love and faithfulness
Deuteronomy 7:9-Know therefore that the LORD your God is God; he is the faithful God, keeping his covenant of love to a thousand generations of those who love him and keep his commands
Deuteronomy 32:4-A faithful God who does no wrong, upright and just is he.
Nehemiah 9:33-In all that has happened to us, you have been just; you have acted faithfully, while we did wrong.
Psalm 25:10-All the ways of the LORD are loving and faithful for those who keep the demands of his covenant.
Psalm 33:4-For the word of the LORD is right and true; he is faithful in all he does
Psalm 36:5 and 57:10-Your love, O LORD, reaches to the heavens, your faithfulness to the skies
Psalm 86:5-But you, O Lord, are a compassionate and gracious God, slow to anger, abounding in love and faithfulness.
Psalm 89:8-O LORD God Almighty, who is like you? You are mighty, O LORD, and your faithfulness surrounds you
Psalm 89:33-34-but I will not take my love from him,nor will I ever betray my faithfulness. I will not violate my covenant or alter what my lips have uttered
Psalm 91:4-He will cover you with his feathers, and under his wings you will find refuge; his faithfulness will be your shield and rampart
Psalm 100:5-For the LORD is good and his love endures forever; his faithfulness continues through all generations.
Psalm 115:1-Not to us, O LORD, not to us but to your name be the glory, because of your love and faithfulness.
Psalm 117:2-For great is his love toward us, and the faithfulness of the LORD endures forever.
Psalm 119:90-Your faithfulness continues through all generations; you established the earth, and it endures.
Psalm 145:13-The LORD is faithful to all his promises and loving toward all he has made.
Psalm 146:6-the Maker of heaven and earth, the sea, and everything in them— the LORD, who remains faithful forever.
Isaiah 25:1-O LORD, you are my God; I will exalt you and praise your name, for in perfect faithfulness you have done marvelous things, things planned long ago.
Isaiah 38:19-The living, the living—they praise you, as I am doing today; fathers tell their children about your faithfulness.
Isaiah 49:7-because of the LORD, who is faithful, the Holy One of Israel, who has chosen you."
Isaiah 61:8-In my faithfulness I will reward them and make an everlasting covenant with them.
Lamentations 3:22-23-for his compassions never fail. They are new every morning;
great is your faithfulness.
Zechariah 8:8-they will be my people, and I will be faithful and righteous to them as their God
Romans 3:3-What if some did not have faith? Will their lack of faith nullify God's faithfulness?
1 Corinthians 1:9-God, who has called you into fellowship with his Son Jesus Christ our Lord, is faithful
1 Corinthians 10:13-And God is faithful; he will not let you be tempted beyond what you can bear. But when you are tempted, he will also provide a way out so that you can stand up under it.
2 Corinthians 1:18
I Thessalonians 5:24-The one who calls you is faithful and he will do it
2 Thessalonians 3:3-But the Lord is faithful, and he will strengthen and protect you from the evil one.
2 Timothy 2:13-if we are faithless, he will remain faithful,
Hebrews 10:23-Let us hold unswervingly to the hope we profess, for he who promised is faithful.
I Peter 4:19-So then, those who suffer according to God's will should commit themselves to their faithful Creator and continue to do good.
I John 1:19-If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just and will forgive us our sins and purify us from all unrighteousness
Revelation 19:11-I saw heaven standing open and there before me was a white horse, whose rider is called Faithful and True.
Sunday, December 28, 2008
Sunday Snippets
Today was the last of Randy Harris' sermon series "Hope For The World" at Highland Oaks. This is the third time this week that God has emphasized the Luke 2:10 scripture "But the angel said to them, "Do not be afraid. I bring you good news of great joy that will be for all the people." I think He wants me to pay attention. Randy convicted my heart today that I am not doing what I need to do to be the reincarnation of Christ to the world. He used two Hebrew words(that I cannot spell or repeat since I don't know Hebrew)to show what God's purpose was in being the incarnation. He came so that the unworthy would know that they are the beloved of God. He became flesh to show us how much we are loved. He gave the example of a young boy who was suffering from cancer and losing his hair. His classmates wanted him to know they cared so they also shaved their heads to be like them. God cared so much for us, He became one of us. But then He left and asked us to continue to be Him to the world. We have a message of good news and great joy to share with a hurting world. I have a message of good news and great joy to share with a hurting world. Randy told of one of his students that graduated with a Bible degree and told Randy he was going to be a bartender. He said where do those that are hurting go, and most go to drown their sorrows, so where could he better share the good news that Jesus came to give great joy. While I appreciate the heart of this student, I am not sure God would want us to serve drinks in order to share the joy? I do believe He would have us be His presence in the bar.
Anyway...the point I took away is just how much I am loved by God. He talked about another student wanting to have the Hebrew word for "beloved of God" tattooed somewhere on his body. I hope that I will remember that "beloved of God" is tattooed on my heart and I will be always ready to share that good news with all that need to hear it.
Anyway...the point I took away is just how much I am loved by God. He talked about another student wanting to have the Hebrew word for "beloved of God" tattooed somewhere on his body. I hope that I will remember that "beloved of God" is tattooed on my heart and I will be always ready to share that good news with all that need to hear it.
Friday, December 26, 2008
Christmas Past
One of the things I really miss at Christmas is that childlike expectation of Santa. I know, I am a grown up and should be focusing more on the spiritual implications of Christmas, and I am trying more and more to do that. But there are those fond memories of anticipation of whether Santa would bring me the gift I was wishing for. Here are some pictures from some favorite Christmas' of past.
Yes...now you know Santa knew my real name :)
Don't you love the aluminum tree?
Do nine year old girls still get excited over a doll? I don't think so.
Yes...now you know Santa knew my real name :)
Don't you love the aluminum tree?
Do nine year old girls still get excited over a doll? I don't think so.
Thursday, December 25, 2008
Christmas Day 2008
Hope you all had a wonderful Christmas celebration. I had thought we would have a time of reflection and prayer together, but the next thing I know it was the end of the day. I don't know how it went by so quickly, but by the time we ate breakfast, opened presents, talked to family on the phone, prepared dinner, ate dinner, visited Charlie and Jodie Broom and watched Prince Caspian, the day was gone. Amazing to me how quickly Christmas actually comes and goes. And I am weird I guess when tomorrow comes, I don't listen to Christmas music anymore, don't light the lights etc. I do procrastinate a few days taking down all the decorations because that usually depresses me, so I hold off on that for a few days. I wasn't sure how it was going to be not having presents this year but there were still ones from a couple of friends and our neighbors. Steve and I kept our tradition of giving each other a calender, mine was Thomas Kincaide, his was his usual Above and Beyond (plane calender).
Here are a couple of pictures from our day:
My mother,father and Steve dressed in their favorite Christmas color...black.
Me and my favorite Santa
My new Plaid Tidings bowl and platter (discovered at Cracker Barrel on sale 60%off)
Here are a couple of pictures from our day:
My mother,father and Steve dressed in their favorite Christmas color...black.
Me and my favorite Santa
My new Plaid Tidings bowl and platter (discovered at Cracker Barrel on sale 60%off)
Wednesday, December 24, 2008
Christmas Candlelight
Today is Christmas Eve. As much as I did my best to make it not a stressful day it went haywire when we left to go to the 2:00 p.m. Christmas Eve service at Prestonwood. Traffic was everywhere! It is amazing to me how many people wait till the last minute to complete their shopping. Nevertheless, we arrived safely and enjoyed a really nice candlelight service. There is just nothing prettier than thousands of candles being lit from darkness. While the candles were being lit this is the song that was sung. My heart was so moved.
Lord
Let your light, Light of your face
Shine on Us
Lord
Let your light, Light of your face
Shine on Us
That we, may be saved
That we, may have life
To find our way
In the darkest night
Let your light, Shine on us
Lord
Let your grace, Grace from your hand
Fall on us
Lord
Let your grace, Grace from your hand
Fall on us
That we, may be saved
That we, may have life
To find our way
In the darkest night
Let your grace, Fall on us
Lord
Let your love, Love with no end
Come over us
Lord
Let your love, Love with no end
Come over us
That we, may be saved
That we, may have life
To find our way
In the darkest night
Let your love, Come over us
Let your light, Shine on us
I pray each of you has a wonderful Christmas. May you come to understand in a new way the proclamation that the angels made on that night so long ago. Luke 2:10-11 "I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people. For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Saviour, which is Christ the Lord."
Lord
Let your light, Light of your face
Shine on Us
Lord
Let your light, Light of your face
Shine on Us
That we, may be saved
That we, may have life
To find our way
In the darkest night
Let your light, Shine on us
Lord
Let your grace, Grace from your hand
Fall on us
Lord
Let your grace, Grace from your hand
Fall on us
That we, may be saved
That we, may have life
To find our way
In the darkest night
Let your grace, Fall on us
Lord
Let your love, Love with no end
Come over us
Lord
Let your love, Love with no end
Come over us
That we, may be saved
That we, may have life
To find our way
In the darkest night
Let your love, Come over us
Let your light, Shine on us
I pray each of you has a wonderful Christmas. May you come to understand in a new way the proclamation that the angels made on that night so long ago. Luke 2:10-11 "I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people. For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Saviour, which is Christ the Lord."
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
Christmas Countdown
Well we are just a few hours away from Christmas Eve. I hope everyone has their shopping done and can just spend tomorrow relaxing and in anticipation of a great Christmas celebration. Our tradition on Christmas Eve has been to go to a candlelight service. These have become the best part of Christmas for me. Growing up I had wonderful Christmas' with great memories but we did not really celebrate the birth of Jesus or spend much time contemplating what it meant for Him to be Savior of the world. It has only been about the last ten years that I have begun to really set aside some time to celebrate. I crave Christmas Eve experiences and have tried a few, but have settled on Prestonwood Baptist as they always have a quality Christmas celebration. I have a really hard time wrapping my mind around the fact that God became man so that He could better reveal himself to us. The whole concept of Emmanuel (God With Us) is something I want to understand more and more. This song by Casting Crowns has helped me see it anew this year.
Sunday, December 21, 2008
Life Is Unpredictable
Today, Steve and I spent the afternoon at the funeral of a 16 year old. 16 is much much to young to die. No one expects their children to die before themselves. Daniel Hartley was just a little boy when I left Mesquite, probably about 5 or 6 but I remember his hugs, he always had one for me. His mom and grandmother are the Lois and Eunice who raised Daniel in the Lord and helped him develop the loving heart that he had. The auditorium was filled with people of all ages who had been touched by his life. They read a poem that just made you cry and this is what it said:
I see the countless Christmas trees around the world below.
With tiny lights, like Heaven's stars, reflecting on the snow.
The sight is so spectacular, please wipe away that tear;
For I am spending Christmas with Jesus Christ this year.
I hear the many Christmas songs that people hold so dear.
But the sounds of music can't compare with the Christmas choir up here.
I have no words to tell you the joy their voices bring.
For it is beyond description to hear the angels sing.
I know how much you miss me, I see the pain inside your heart.
But I am not so far away, we really aren't apart.
I cannot tell you of the splendor or the peace inside this place
Can you imagine Christmas with our Savior, face to face?
I will ask him to light your spirit as I tell him of your love.
So then pray for one another as you lift your eyes above.
So be happy for me, dear ones, you know I hold you dear.
And be glad I'm spending Christmas with Jesus Christ this year.
I sent you each a special gift, from my heavenly home above.
I sent you each a memory of my undying love.
After all, love is a gift more precious than pure gold.
It was always most important in the stories Jesus told.
Please love and keep each other, as my Father said to do.
For I can't count the blessing or love he has for each of you.
So have a Merry Christmas and wipe away that tear.
Remember, I am spending Christmas with Jesus Christ this year.
Once again a reminder of all the many reasons to be thankful this Christmas season. What touched my heart was when I was at Mesquite I started the kids participating in LTC(Leadership Training For Christ). Although Daniel wasn't old enough to participate someone kept that program going after I left and he particpated in it from the 3rd grade on. It was so important to him that they displayed his plaque and his award plates at the funeral. He loved to lead singing so I hope that he has the opportunity to lead all the angels who are singing for him now. Please take a moment and just say a prayer for his mom Toni. Christmas will be hard without her baby boy to share it with her.
I see the countless Christmas trees around the world below.
With tiny lights, like Heaven's stars, reflecting on the snow.
The sight is so spectacular, please wipe away that tear;
For I am spending Christmas with Jesus Christ this year.
I hear the many Christmas songs that people hold so dear.
But the sounds of music can't compare with the Christmas choir up here.
I have no words to tell you the joy their voices bring.
For it is beyond description to hear the angels sing.
I know how much you miss me, I see the pain inside your heart.
But I am not so far away, we really aren't apart.
I cannot tell you of the splendor or the peace inside this place
Can you imagine Christmas with our Savior, face to face?
I will ask him to light your spirit as I tell him of your love.
So then pray for one another as you lift your eyes above.
So be happy for me, dear ones, you know I hold you dear.
And be glad I'm spending Christmas with Jesus Christ this year.
I sent you each a special gift, from my heavenly home above.
I sent you each a memory of my undying love.
After all, love is a gift more precious than pure gold.
It was always most important in the stories Jesus told.
Please love and keep each other, as my Father said to do.
For I can't count the blessing or love he has for each of you.
So have a Merry Christmas and wipe away that tear.
Remember, I am spending Christmas with Jesus Christ this year.
Once again a reminder of all the many reasons to be thankful this Christmas season. What touched my heart was when I was at Mesquite I started the kids participating in LTC(Leadership Training For Christ). Although Daniel wasn't old enough to participate someone kept that program going after I left and he particpated in it from the 3rd grade on. It was so important to him that they displayed his plaque and his award plates at the funeral. He loved to lead singing so I hope that he has the opportunity to lead all the angels who are singing for him now. Please take a moment and just say a prayer for his mom Toni. Christmas will be hard without her baby boy to share it with her.
Saturday, December 20, 2008
Perspective, Perspective
Today Steve and I were blessed to go visit Pat Wykes in the hospital. For those of you that read my blog that do not know her. Pat has been battling cancer. I don't know what kind. She had been in remission and was doing well, but another cancer came and it was worst than the first. Last week she had a stem cell transplant. It is amazing procedure. They take out all your bone marrow and then some how return your own stem cells which then make new bone marrow. Unfortunately, it is not an easy procedure or an easy recovery. Pat will have to remain in the hospital until January 30th which means she will be there on Christmas.
I felt really helpless today. There are no words to say that can make Pat feel better. It is hard enough to just feel absolutely lousy, but to be so isolated during the season where everyone else is busy with parties, family and celebrations.
My heart just hurt for her.
So please take time out of your business this week to pray for Pat. If you know her let's saturate her with emails and let her know she has not been forgotten. paww@swbell.net
Of course her sweet husband Bob is a constant by her side. Steve and I learned a lot about the lives of a caretaker during my journey. It is not easy. So if you think about it email Bob too and just encourage him. bwpw@swbell.net
Finally, spend some time thanking God for His goodness to you and that you have your health and family this holiday season.
I felt really helpless today. There are no words to say that can make Pat feel better. It is hard enough to just feel absolutely lousy, but to be so isolated during the season where everyone else is busy with parties, family and celebrations.
My heart just hurt for her.
So please take time out of your business this week to pray for Pat. If you know her let's saturate her with emails and let her know she has not been forgotten. paww@swbell.net
Of course her sweet husband Bob is a constant by her side. Steve and I learned a lot about the lives of a caretaker during my journey. It is not easy. So if you think about it email Bob too and just encourage him. bwpw@swbell.net
Finally, spend some time thanking God for His goodness to you and that you have your health and family this holiday season.
Thursday, December 18, 2008
The Purpose of Christmas
Today I spent some time reading Rick Warren's book "The Purpose of Christmas". There were several things He said that caused me to ponder and I thought I would share them.
"God's Christmas gift to you has three qualities that make it unique. First, it is the most expensive gift you will ever receive. It's priceless, Jesus had to pay for it with His life. Second, it's the only gift you will ever receive that will last forever. Finally,it is an extremely practical gift--one you will use every day for the rest of your life."
"The first purpose of Christmas is celebration. We learn this from the angel's opening statement to the shepherds in Bethlehem. God had wonderful news for all of us to rejoice, celebrate, and throw a party. Luke 2:10-I bring you good news of great joy that will be for all the people."
"Whenever I start to feel anxious about a situation, I remind myself that fear is often False Evidence Appearing Real. God came to earth at Christmas to remind you that He is with you, no matter where you are. That's a fact whether you feel it or not."
"Acts 13:36 says of David 'he served God's purposes in his generation.' It is the ultimate definition of a life well lived."
"Grace is when God freely gives you what you need even though you don't deserve it and can never repay Him. Grace is when God solves your greatest problem before you even know it is a problem. Grace is the face of God when He looks at your faults, failures and fears. Grace is God's Riches at Christ's Expense."
"If you sacrificed all you had to buy me a priceless and personalized Christmas gift and I never took the time to unwrap and open it, how would you feel? You'd be disappointed, hurt, and angry at my callous rejection of your generous love. And for me, the gift would be worthless if I left it wrapped and sitting in the corner. There would be zero benefit to me. It is astounding that so many people have celebrated Christmas every year of their lives without every having opened their greatest and most expensive Christmas gift. Jesus Christ is God's Christmas gift to you. In Jesus, your past is forgiven, you get purpose for living and you get a home in heaven. Why celebrate Christmas if you're not going to open the best gift of all?"
"God's Christmas gift to you has three qualities that make it unique. First, it is the most expensive gift you will ever receive. It's priceless, Jesus had to pay for it with His life. Second, it's the only gift you will ever receive that will last forever. Finally,it is an extremely practical gift--one you will use every day for the rest of your life."
"The first purpose of Christmas is celebration. We learn this from the angel's opening statement to the shepherds in Bethlehem. God had wonderful news for all of us to rejoice, celebrate, and throw a party. Luke 2:10-I bring you good news of great joy that will be for all the people."
"Whenever I start to feel anxious about a situation, I remind myself that fear is often False Evidence Appearing Real. God came to earth at Christmas to remind you that He is with you, no matter where you are. That's a fact whether you feel it or not."
"Acts 13:36 says of David 'he served God's purposes in his generation.' It is the ultimate definition of a life well lived."
"Grace is when God freely gives you what you need even though you don't deserve it and can never repay Him. Grace is when God solves your greatest problem before you even know it is a problem. Grace is the face of God when He looks at your faults, failures and fears. Grace is God's Riches at Christ's Expense."
"If you sacrificed all you had to buy me a priceless and personalized Christmas gift and I never took the time to unwrap and open it, how would you feel? You'd be disappointed, hurt, and angry at my callous rejection of your generous love. And for me, the gift would be worthless if I left it wrapped and sitting in the corner. There would be zero benefit to me. It is astounding that so many people have celebrated Christmas every year of their lives without every having opened their greatest and most expensive Christmas gift. Jesus Christ is God's Christmas gift to you. In Jesus, your past is forgiven, you get purpose for living and you get a home in heaven. Why celebrate Christmas if you're not going to open the best gift of all?"
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
Last year on December 20th I was posting my thoughts about attending the funeral of Morris James. Today, I was blessed to be a part of the celebration for his sweet wife Mildred. I couldn't help but think driving this morning that it just wasn't a very pretty day for a funeral. Even though we know that there are so many reasons to be joyful when a faithful Christian dies, it still would be nice if they could have optimal circumstances for their passing: peacefully with no suffering, a pretty day and not during the holiday season. Yet, I was driving this morning I knew my dear friend Andrea also lost her mother last night and our friend Tim lost his mother this morning. So the reality is our homecoming with God will come in His time not ours and regardless how we feel, that timing is always perfect.
My heart hurt to know how difficult this last year of life has been for Mildred without her love of this life, Morris. But sitting in front of me were Orville Collins, Wanda Wood, Dorothy McFarland, and Nell Jackson who all know too well what it means to life life without your partner as well. Once again I was struck by an overwhelming sense of thankfulness for these precious senior saints who have lived a life of faith in front of me and have kept my feet and heart turned in the right direction. Mildred and all these others have shown me what it means to love God and let that love spill out in service of His people. John said that Mildred was a "bucket filler", she poured out into other's lives what had been poured into hers. I pray that more and more I will be a "bucket filler" as well.
Mildred had been a member of RE for over 50 years. I cannot even imagine!! Can you imagine being a part of a faith community that long? Your friends have children, who have children, who have children. Think of all the things that life brings that you have walked through together when you have been in fellowship for 50 years. Every time I go to a funeral of a senior saint I am just blessed. It is better than any sermon you could ever hear just to know that someone has won the race. But there are some that just win it in such a way that makes me want to love my God more and serve Him better. Mildred James was one of those. I am thankful for the way she embodied "living right, loving mercy and walking humbly with her God". Micah 6:8
John quoted a passage from Ruth 2:12 "May the LORD repay you for what you have done. May you be richly rewarded by the LORD, the God of Israel, under whose wings you have come to take refuge." It is our prayer for Mildred on this day. My prayer for myself is that I will run the race with the same kind of fervor and when my time comes to go home that I will have left footprints worth following.
My heart hurt to know how difficult this last year of life has been for Mildred without her love of this life, Morris. But sitting in front of me were Orville Collins, Wanda Wood, Dorothy McFarland, and Nell Jackson who all know too well what it means to life life without your partner as well. Once again I was struck by an overwhelming sense of thankfulness for these precious senior saints who have lived a life of faith in front of me and have kept my feet and heart turned in the right direction. Mildred and all these others have shown me what it means to love God and let that love spill out in service of His people. John said that Mildred was a "bucket filler", she poured out into other's lives what had been poured into hers. I pray that more and more I will be a "bucket filler" as well.
Mildred had been a member of RE for over 50 years. I cannot even imagine!! Can you imagine being a part of a faith community that long? Your friends have children, who have children, who have children. Think of all the things that life brings that you have walked through together when you have been in fellowship for 50 years. Every time I go to a funeral of a senior saint I am just blessed. It is better than any sermon you could ever hear just to know that someone has won the race. But there are some that just win it in such a way that makes me want to love my God more and serve Him better. Mildred James was one of those. I am thankful for the way she embodied "living right, loving mercy and walking humbly with her God". Micah 6:8
John quoted a passage from Ruth 2:12 "May the LORD repay you for what you have done. May you be richly rewarded by the LORD, the God of Israel, under whose wings you have come to take refuge." It is our prayer for Mildred on this day. My prayer for myself is that I will run the race with the same kind of fervor and when my time comes to go home that I will have left footprints worth following.
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
Jesus Is Better Than Santa
I thought I posted this last year, but did a search and could not find it, so thought I would post it today. Last week in Bible class I asked my fifth graders what their families were doing to celebrate Jesus and none of them were doing anything, even though I had explained some of Advent to them and challenged them to to home and try to get their parents to have one night each week where they focused on the "reason for the season". Why is it that is so much easier for us to focus on all the trappings of Christmas rather than our Lord and Savior?
Jesus is Better than Santa
Santa lives at the North Pole. JESUS is everywhere.
Santa rides in a sleigh. JESUS rides on the wind and walks on the water.
Santa comes but once a year. JESUS is an ever present help.
Santa fills your stockings with goodies. JESUS supplies all your needs.
Santa comes down your chimney uninvited. JESUS stands at your door and knocks.. and then enters your heart.
You have to stand in line to see Santa. JESUS is as close as the mention of His name.
Santa lets you sit on his lap.JESUS lets you rest in His arms.
Santa doesn't know your name, all he can say is "Hi little boy or girl, What's your name?" JESUS knew our name before we did. Not only does He know our name, He knows our address too. He knows our history and future and He even knows how many hairs are on our heads.
Santa has a belly like a bowl full of jelly. JESUS has a heart full of love.
All Santa can offer is HO HO HO. JESUS offers health, help and hope.
Santa says "You better not cry", JESUS says "Cast all your cares on me for I care for you.
Santa's little helpers make toys. JESUS makes new life, mends wounded hearts, repairs broken homes and builds mansions.
Santa may make you chuckle but. JESUS gives you joy that is your strength.
Santa is a myth. But Jesus is the Truth, the Way, and the Life
While Santa puts gifts under your tree. JESUS became our gift and died on the tree.
May the Holy Spirit nudge each of us to spend some time in celebration for the real "reason for the season".
Hope everyone is staying in and staying warm. After I type this...me and a cup of hot chocolate have a date :)
Jesus is Better than Santa
Santa lives at the North Pole. JESUS is everywhere.
Santa rides in a sleigh. JESUS rides on the wind and walks on the water.
Santa comes but once a year. JESUS is an ever present help.
Santa fills your stockings with goodies. JESUS supplies all your needs.
Santa comes down your chimney uninvited. JESUS stands at your door and knocks.. and then enters your heart.
You have to stand in line to see Santa. JESUS is as close as the mention of His name.
Santa lets you sit on his lap.JESUS lets you rest in His arms.
Santa doesn't know your name, all he can say is "Hi little boy or girl, What's your name?" JESUS knew our name before we did. Not only does He know our name, He knows our address too. He knows our history and future and He even knows how many hairs are on our heads.
Santa has a belly like a bowl full of jelly. JESUS has a heart full of love.
All Santa can offer is HO HO HO. JESUS offers health, help and hope.
Santa says "You better not cry", JESUS says "Cast all your cares on me for I care for you.
Santa's little helpers make toys. JESUS makes new life, mends wounded hearts, repairs broken homes and builds mansions.
Santa may make you chuckle but. JESUS gives you joy that is your strength.
Santa is a myth. But Jesus is the Truth, the Way, and the Life
While Santa puts gifts under your tree. JESUS became our gift and died on the tree.
May the Holy Spirit nudge each of us to spend some time in celebration for the real "reason for the season".
Hope everyone is staying in and staying warm. After I type this...me and a cup of hot chocolate have a date :)
Monday, December 15, 2008
Pictures with Santa
Today I had to take my mom to Walmart to get some prescriptions and thought I would kill two birds with one stone and shop for some items we needed to complete some of the Angel Tree packages at church. It is no secret to my regular Blog readers that I hate Walmart. Today did not disappoint. I just don't know why they cannot make their aisles big enough for a cart to go down in either direction. If someone is on an aisle you want to be on you better make sure they are going the same direction and then just be patient until they finish looking at whatever they want to look at. Unfortnately, people are not going to be that patient with you and you will need to move and come back around to accomodate them.
Have been seeing some cute pictures of children with Santa lately. Most of them the kids are crying and not very happy campers. My niece Danette sent one of my great nephew Talon. I just love the way they are looking at each other.
Have been seeing some cute pictures of children with Santa lately. Most of them the kids are crying and not very happy campers. My niece Danette sent one of my great nephew Talon. I just love the way they are looking at each other.
Sunday, December 14, 2008
Sunday Snippets
Haven't done a Sunday Snippet in awhile. This morning Steve and I were blessed to go over to Highland Oaks to listen to Randy Harris. I taught Bible class and then we dashed out. If you don't know who Randy Harris is, he is a Bible professor at ACU. We have heard him speak several times over the years and knew that we would be blessed to hear him today. We were not disappointed. Randy reminded us that we can all be like the Innkeeper in Bethlehem and miss the opportunity to be in fellowship with Jesus. He asked the question "Do you think that after Jesus was born the Innkeeper was wishing he could have a do over?" He jokingly said "wouldn't it have been nice to be able to put a plaque up in the lobby of his hotel that said 'Jesus slept here'". In Revelation 3:19 Jesus says He is knocking at the door, but we have to open it in order for Him to come in and eat with us.
Randy then showed a video where Joshua Bell, a classical pianist, participated in a social experiment in January 2007. He positioned himself at the L'ENFANT PLAZA STATION which is part of the subway station in Washington and played some of the hardest classical pieces for 43 minutes. Over 1,000 people passed by while he was playing and paid him no attention. These same people would have had to pay $100.00 for the cheapest seats to hear him in a concert, but they paid him no mind. He had put out a case to collect money and had only raised $12.00 before a lady recognized him and gave him a $20.00. Here is what that lady had to say "says. "Joshua Bell was standing there playing at rush hour, and people were not stopping, and not even looking, and some were flipping quarters at him! Quarters! I wouldn't do that to anybody. I was thinking, Omigosh, what kind of a city do I live in that this could happen?"
Randy used this to further his point that we are surrounded by the presence of Jesus and do we take the time to notice it or not? As we rush about and scurry we may miss the Lord of Lords and King of Kings because He almost never appears the way we expect it? In Matthew 25, Jesus tells what is going to happen at His second coming and what He will say to the sheep and the goats. Basically he either praises them or condemns them for the way they treated Him when He was poor, hungry, sick, thirsty, naked and in prison. Both groups question when they had seen Him at all, to which He replies "Inasmuch as ye did it(or did it not) to one of the least of these, ye did it not to me." They had missed Jesus by not recognizing His presence in people.
Randy ended by reminding us all that when we serve others we are actually serving Jesus and because of that we will always be the most blessed. I left this morning convicted that I don't want to be the one that wants a do over because I did not recognize my Savior.
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Randy then showed a video where Joshua Bell, a classical pianist, participated in a social experiment in January 2007. He positioned himself at the L'ENFANT PLAZA STATION which is part of the subway station in Washington and played some of the hardest classical pieces for 43 minutes. Over 1,000 people passed by while he was playing and paid him no attention. These same people would have had to pay $100.00 for the cheapest seats to hear him in a concert, but they paid him no mind. He had put out a case to collect money and had only raised $12.00 before a lady recognized him and gave him a $20.00. Here is what that lady had to say "says. "Joshua Bell was standing there playing at rush hour, and people were not stopping, and not even looking, and some were flipping quarters at him! Quarters! I wouldn't do that to anybody. I was thinking, Omigosh, what kind of a city do I live in that this could happen?"
Randy used this to further his point that we are surrounded by the presence of Jesus and do we take the time to notice it or not? As we rush about and scurry we may miss the Lord of Lords and King of Kings because He almost never appears the way we expect it? In Matthew 25, Jesus tells what is going to happen at His second coming and what He will say to the sheep and the goats. Basically he either praises them or condemns them for the way they treated Him when He was poor, hungry, sick, thirsty, naked and in prison. Both groups question when they had seen Him at all, to which He replies "Inasmuch as ye did it(or did it not) to one of the least of these, ye did it not to me." They had missed Jesus by not recognizing His presence in people.
Randy ended by reminding us all that when we serve others we are actually serving Jesus and because of that we will always be the most blessed. I left this morning convicted that I don't want to be the one that wants a do over because I did not recognize my Savior.
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Saturday, December 13, 2008
Christmas Trivia
I found these tricky. The answers are below. Hope you have fun trying and have a good weekend.
1. How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
2. Why was Santa's helper down in the dumps?
3. Why does Scrooge love Rudolph?
4. Where do polar bears vote?
5. What do you get when you cross an archer with a Christmas gift-wrapper?
6. What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?
7. According to their hit song, what's always number one on Alvin the Chipmunk's Christmas list?
8. Everyone knows Rudolph comes in handy if it's foggy Christmas Eve, but what would we be flying over if it was a voggy Christmas Eve?
9. Who wrote Christmas Bells?
10. Can you name the holiday hit Bobby Helms is famous for?
11. Why did the elf put his bed into the fireplace?
12. How would you fire Santa?
13. What did one of Santa's elves put on the Internet?
14. What do they eat for breakfast at the North Pole?
15. What nationality is Santa?
16. What kind of motorcycle does Santa drive?
17. What does Santa call his fishing rod?
1)Fleece Navidad
2) Because he had low elf esteem
3) Because every buck is dear to him
4) At the North Poll
5) Ribbon Hood
6) "All right everyone, it's sack time!"
7) A hoola-hoop
8) A volcano . . The hazy weather condition caused by volcanic gases is called "vog".
9) Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
10) Jingle Bell Rock
11) He wanted to sleep like a log
12) Give him the sack
13) A gnome page
14) Snowflakes
15) North Polish
16) A Holly Davidson
17) The North Pole
1. How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
2. Why was Santa's helper down in the dumps?
3. Why does Scrooge love Rudolph?
4. Where do polar bears vote?
5. What do you get when you cross an archer with a Christmas gift-wrapper?
6. What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?
7. According to their hit song, what's always number one on Alvin the Chipmunk's Christmas list?
8. Everyone knows Rudolph comes in handy if it's foggy Christmas Eve, but what would we be flying over if it was a voggy Christmas Eve?
9. Who wrote Christmas Bells?
10. Can you name the holiday hit Bobby Helms is famous for?
11. Why did the elf put his bed into the fireplace?
12. How would you fire Santa?
13. What did one of Santa's elves put on the Internet?
14. What do they eat for breakfast at the North Pole?
15. What nationality is Santa?
16. What kind of motorcycle does Santa drive?
17. What does Santa call his fishing rod?
1)Fleece Navidad
2) Because he had low elf esteem
3) Because every buck is dear to him
4) At the North Poll
5) Ribbon Hood
6) "All right everyone, it's sack time!"
7) A hoola-hoop
8) A volcano . . The hazy weather condition caused by volcanic gases is called "vog".
9) Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
10) Jingle Bell Rock
11) He wanted to sleep like a log
12) Give him the sack
13) A gnome page
14) Snowflakes
15) North Polish
16) A Holly Davidson
17) The North Pole
Friday, December 12, 2008
I'm Dizzy
Today Steve and I applied for passports because this summer we are going on an Alaskan cruise and will need a passport when we stop for the day in Victoria, Canada.
Who knew it would take up most of the day? Of course we started out in Richardson at the main post office. We quickly discovered that my birth certificate from the hospital and a document of citizenship would not suffice. I had to have an official copy of the state registered certificate. So then we had to go to the Collin County office in Plano. After paying $23.00 for a copy we were excited to see there was a different passport office right next door. So we go in only to find out we have to have two forms of payment. Either two separate checks or a check and cash. Well, we did not have the checkbook because we NEVER pay anything by check anymore. They did not do money orders (which is the way we were told to pay at the Post Office). Of course if the guy at the post office would have set the scenario up for us (after all he did give us a map)then we could have got the money order at the post office and taken it with us, but no....we had to return to the post office location and then wait 45 minutes to be seen again. Also, who would have thought that passports cost $75.00, plus a $40.00 processing fee??? The most frustrating thing is that we then missed the beginning of "Australia" which I was hoping to see today. Guess the good news is we now will have the passports and can look forward to a cool trip (no pun intended)this summer.
Who knew it would take up most of the day? Of course we started out in Richardson at the main post office. We quickly discovered that my birth certificate from the hospital and a document of citizenship would not suffice. I had to have an official copy of the state registered certificate. So then we had to go to the Collin County office in Plano. After paying $23.00 for a copy we were excited to see there was a different passport office right next door. So we go in only to find out we have to have two forms of payment. Either two separate checks or a check and cash. Well, we did not have the checkbook because we NEVER pay anything by check anymore. They did not do money orders (which is the way we were told to pay at the Post Office). Of course if the guy at the post office would have set the scenario up for us (after all he did give us a map)then we could have got the money order at the post office and taken it with us, but no....we had to return to the post office location and then wait 45 minutes to be seen again. Also, who would have thought that passports cost $75.00, plus a $40.00 processing fee??? The most frustrating thing is that we then missed the beginning of "Australia" which I was hoping to see today. Guess the good news is we now will have the passports and can look forward to a cool trip (no pun intended)this summer.
Thursday, December 11, 2008
Voice of Martyrs
Today I got a mailing from Voice of Martyrs. There were stories about Christians in India in the state of Orissa, they are facing persecution. Hindu radicals are persecuting them. In the village of Rudangia they targeted Lalji Nayak where they drug him out of his home and stuck a knife to his neck. They yelled at him to renounce Christ and demanded he "reconvert" and become a Hindu. When he refused they drove the knife deeper into his neck until blood gushed and then began to beat him with an axe. When he continued to cling to Christ they left him for dead and he died the next day at a nearby hospital.
Another story, "Are you afraid to die for Jesus?" Pastor Freddy Cherian asked the 40 or so Christians gathered at his home. While he was preaching his 72 year old father sat in a chair listening. Suddenly there was a loud commotion and dozens of Hindu radicals burst in. They beat Pastor Freddy with iron rods. The grabbed his father and split open his skull. They told him he would die unless he dined Christ. "You can kill me, but I will never deny Christ". They then beat the other churchgoers who were trying to protect the 72 year old. Through it all the believers were shouting praises of "Hallelujah".
Then there is Manimi Digal, 14 years old. she was raped, beaten and doused with gas and burned by Hindu radicals. In the hospital she said, "I feel closer to God now more than before. I love Jesus and want to follow him all my life."
That is the amazing thing about persecution. It actually advances the cause of Christ instead of deterring it. There was a story of a couple that drove 800 miles to be baptized. They traveled all night, crammed into a small mini-van because they could not be baptized in their own village. Christians make up only 2 percent of the population of India, but in Orissa where the persecution is strong 30 percent of the population is now Christian. Yet since August, 2008, 70,000 Christians have been displaced, 4,000 homes have been destroyed, 450 churches have been burned and 87Christians have died.
As we all celebrate this season of Christmas, let us not forget those throughout the world who also believe in the birth of our Savior, but suffer death to celebrate it.
I for one feel so guilty that I live here in freedom, but do not take a stand that would not even cost me my life. I sit idly by and don't speak up when prayer is not allowed in school, when teachers are told they cannot wear their cross jewelry, when homosexuals want to redefine marriage, when Merry Christmas is being changed to Happy Holidays and on and on it goes. May this season renew my courage and convict my heart that Jesus was not just a baby in a manager, but He indeed is Lord and Savior and may I be willing to stand for that truth always.
Another story, "Are you afraid to die for Jesus?" Pastor Freddy Cherian asked the 40 or so Christians gathered at his home. While he was preaching his 72 year old father sat in a chair listening. Suddenly there was a loud commotion and dozens of Hindu radicals burst in. They beat Pastor Freddy with iron rods. The grabbed his father and split open his skull. They told him he would die unless he dined Christ. "You can kill me, but I will never deny Christ". They then beat the other churchgoers who were trying to protect the 72 year old. Through it all the believers were shouting praises of "Hallelujah".
Then there is Manimi Digal, 14 years old. she was raped, beaten and doused with gas and burned by Hindu radicals. In the hospital she said, "I feel closer to God now more than before. I love Jesus and want to follow him all my life."
That is the amazing thing about persecution. It actually advances the cause of Christ instead of deterring it. There was a story of a couple that drove 800 miles to be baptized. They traveled all night, crammed into a small mini-van because they could not be baptized in their own village. Christians make up only 2 percent of the population of India, but in Orissa where the persecution is strong 30 percent of the population is now Christian. Yet since August, 2008, 70,000 Christians have been displaced, 4,000 homes have been destroyed, 450 churches have been burned and 87Christians have died.
As we all celebrate this season of Christmas, let us not forget those throughout the world who also believe in the birth of our Savior, but suffer death to celebrate it.
I for one feel so guilty that I live here in freedom, but do not take a stand that would not even cost me my life. I sit idly by and don't speak up when prayer is not allowed in school, when teachers are told they cannot wear their cross jewelry, when homosexuals want to redefine marriage, when Merry Christmas is being changed to Happy Holidays and on and on it goes. May this season renew my courage and convict my heart that Jesus was not just a baby in a manager, but He indeed is Lord and Savior and may I be willing to stand for that truth always.
Tuesday, December 09, 2008
A Baby Changes Everything
Shari Hoyt posted this song by Faith Hill on her Facebook night before last and I thought I would share it here. I had not heard it before and at first just thought it was a song about an unwed mother. After listening to it, I went out to Amazon.com and ordered "Joy To The World". While there I saw there is another new Christmas CD of Elvis Duets where singers like Carrie Underwood, Martina McBryde, Leanne Rymes, Wynnona, Sara Evans, Amy Grant and Anne Murray. So now I have two more albums to add to the 42 I already have. Only six more and I will have 50 for my 50 holder CD player :)
When I look at my own life I have to ask myself "How has that baby changed me?" I think most importantly would be He gives me hope. I don't like some of my flesh patterns and if wasn't for Emmanuel, I am not sure I would be a very nice person. I pray that I look more and more like Him as I mature and that the biggest hope of all is one day I will see Him face to face.
When I look at my own life I have to ask myself "How has that baby changed me?" I think most importantly would be He gives me hope. I don't like some of my flesh patterns and if wasn't for Emmanuel, I am not sure I would be a very nice person. I pray that I look more and more like Him as I mature and that the biggest hope of all is one day I will see Him face to face.
Sunday, December 07, 2008
The Night Before Christmas Dieter's Style
I love it when people take traditional Christmas lyrics and rewrite the words. Readers Digest had several this month that were cute. I read this one online and liked it best, so thought I would share.
The Night Before Christmas
A Dieter's Style
Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips
were Fannie May candies that sneaked past my lips
Fudge brownies were stored in the freezer with care
in hopes that my thighs would forget they were there
While Mama in her my girdle and I in chin straps
had just settled down to sugar-borne naps
When out in the pantry there arose such a clatter
I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter
Away to the kitchen I flew like a flash
tore open the icebox then threw up the sash
The marshmallow look of the new-fallen snow
sent thoughts of a binge to my body below
When what to my wandering eyes should appear:
A marzipan Santa with eight chocolate reindeer!
That huge chunk of candy so luscious and slick
I knew in a second that I'd wind up sick
The sweet-coated Santa, those sugared reindeer
I closed my eyes tightly but still I could hear
On Pritikin, on Stillman, on weak one, on TOPS
a Weight Watcher dropout from sugar detox
From the top of the scales to the top of the hall
now dash away pounds now dash away all
Dressed up in Lane Bryant from my head to nightdress
my clothes were all bulging from too much excess
My droll little mouth and my round little belly
they shook when I laughed like a bowl full of jelly
I spoke not a word but went straight to my work
ate all of the candy then turned with a jerk
And laying a finger beside my heartburn
I gave a quick nod toward the bedroom I turned
I eased into bed, to the heavens I cry
if temptation's removed I'll get thin by and by
And I mumbled again as I turned for the night
in the morning I'll starve... 'til I take that first bite
The Night Before Christmas
A Dieter's Style
Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips
were Fannie May candies that sneaked past my lips
Fudge brownies were stored in the freezer with care
in hopes that my thighs would forget they were there
While Mama in her my girdle and I in chin straps
had just settled down to sugar-borne naps
When out in the pantry there arose such a clatter
I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter
Away to the kitchen I flew like a flash
tore open the icebox then threw up the sash
The marshmallow look of the new-fallen snow
sent thoughts of a binge to my body below
When what to my wandering eyes should appear:
A marzipan Santa with eight chocolate reindeer!
That huge chunk of candy so luscious and slick
I knew in a second that I'd wind up sick
The sweet-coated Santa, those sugared reindeer
I closed my eyes tightly but still I could hear
On Pritikin, on Stillman, on weak one, on TOPS
a Weight Watcher dropout from sugar detox
From the top of the scales to the top of the hall
now dash away pounds now dash away all
Dressed up in Lane Bryant from my head to nightdress
my clothes were all bulging from too much excess
My droll little mouth and my round little belly
they shook when I laughed like a bowl full of jelly
I spoke not a word but went straight to my work
ate all of the candy then turned with a jerk
And laying a finger beside my heartburn
I gave a quick nod toward the bedroom I turned
I eased into bed, to the heavens I cry
if temptation's removed I'll get thin by and by
And I mumbled again as I turned for the night
in the morning I'll starve... 'til I take that first bite
So here are the answers to yesterday's post. If you haven't checked out the comments from yesterday's post, Roger Cook had another twenty titles, that I think Kelly Thomas and I got all the answers to. Aren't we glad we all have the time to stop and have a little fun?
1. Bleached Yule=White Christmas
2. Castaneous-colored Seed Vesicated in a conflagration=Chestnust Roasting On The Open Floor
3. Singular Yearning for the Twin Anterior Incisors=All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth
4. Righteous Darkness=O Holy Night
5. Arrival Time:2400 hrs - Weather:Cloudless=It Came Upon A Midnight Clear
6. Loyal Followers Advance=O Come,All Ye Faithful
7. Far Off in a Feeder =Away In A Manager
8. Array the Corridor=Deck The Halls
9. Bantam Male Percussionist=Litte Drummer Boy
10. Monarchial Triad=We Three Kings
11. Nocturnal Noiselessness=Silent Night
12. Jehovah Deactivate Blithe Chevaliers=God Rest You Merry Gentlemen
13. Red Man En Route to Borough=Santa Clause Is Coming To Town
14. Frozen Precipitation Commence=Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow
15. Proceed and Enlighten on the Pinnacle=Go Tell It On The Mountain
16. The Quadruped with the Vermilion Proboscis=Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer
17. Query Regarding Identity of Descendant=What Child Is This
18. Delight for this Planet=Joy To the World
19. Give Attention to the Melodious Celestial Beings=Hark The Herald Angels Sing
20. The Dozen Festive 24 Hour Intervals-12 Days of Christmas
1. Bleached Yule=White Christmas
2. Castaneous-colored Seed Vesicated in a conflagration=Chestnust Roasting On The Open Floor
3. Singular Yearning for the Twin Anterior Incisors=All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth
4. Righteous Darkness=O Holy Night
5. Arrival Time:2400 hrs - Weather:Cloudless=It Came Upon A Midnight Clear
6. Loyal Followers Advance=O Come,All Ye Faithful
7. Far Off in a Feeder =Away In A Manager
8. Array the Corridor=Deck The Halls
9. Bantam Male Percussionist=Litte Drummer Boy
10. Monarchial Triad=We Three Kings
11. Nocturnal Noiselessness=Silent Night
12. Jehovah Deactivate Blithe Chevaliers=God Rest You Merry Gentlemen
13. Red Man En Route to Borough=Santa Clause Is Coming To Town
14. Frozen Precipitation Commence=Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow
15. Proceed and Enlighten on the Pinnacle=Go Tell It On The Mountain
16. The Quadruped with the Vermilion Proboscis=Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer
17. Query Regarding Identity of Descendant=What Child Is This
18. Delight for this Planet=Joy To the World
19. Give Attention to the Melodious Celestial Beings=Hark The Herald Angels Sing
20. The Dozen Festive 24 Hour Intervals-12 Days of Christmas
Christmas Carol Alternatives
The following words are alternate titles for several well-known Christmas Carols.
Fill in the proper title in the space provided.
If you get 100% correct, you will be assured a full Christmas stocking! Have fun!!
(check back tomorrow for the answers)
1. Bleached Yule
2. Castaneous-colored Seed Vesicated in a conflagration
3. Singular Yearning for the Twin Anterior Incisors
4. Righteous Darkness
5. Arrival Time:2400 hrs - Weather:Cloudless
6. Loyal Followers Advance
7. Far Off in a Feeder
8. Array the Corridor
9. Bantam Male Percussionist
10. Monarchial Triad
11. Nocturnal Noiselessness
12. Jehovah Deactivate Blithe Chevaliers
13. Red Man En Route to Borough
14. Frozen Precipitation Commence
15. Proceed and Enlighten on the Pinnacle
16. The Quadruped with the Vermilion Proboscis
17. Query Regarding Identity of Descendant
18. Delight for this Planet
19. Give Attention to the Melodious Celestial Beings
20. The Dozen Festive 24 Hour Intervals
Results:
15 – 20 Correct — You don’t need any Yuletide spirit!
10 – 14 Correct — You could use something in your stocking!
5 – 9 Correct — Are you sure you have the right holiday?
1 – 4 Correct — Surely you jest!?!
Fill in the proper title in the space provided.
If you get 100% correct, you will be assured a full Christmas stocking! Have fun!!
(check back tomorrow for the answers)
1. Bleached Yule
2. Castaneous-colored Seed Vesicated in a conflagration
3. Singular Yearning for the Twin Anterior Incisors
4. Righteous Darkness
5. Arrival Time:2400 hrs - Weather:Cloudless
6. Loyal Followers Advance
7. Far Off in a Feeder
8. Array the Corridor
9. Bantam Male Percussionist
10. Monarchial Triad
11. Nocturnal Noiselessness
12. Jehovah Deactivate Blithe Chevaliers
13. Red Man En Route to Borough
14. Frozen Precipitation Commence
15. Proceed and Enlighten on the Pinnacle
16. The Quadruped with the Vermilion Proboscis
17. Query Regarding Identity of Descendant
18. Delight for this Planet
19. Give Attention to the Melodious Celestial Beings
20. The Dozen Festive 24 Hour Intervals
Results:
15 – 20 Correct — You don’t need any Yuletide spirit!
10 – 14 Correct — You could use something in your stocking!
5 – 9 Correct — Are you sure you have the right holiday?
1 – 4 Correct — Surely you jest!?!
Saturday, December 06, 2008
The Absurd
I thought I had seen it all but this nativity set has to take the cake?? You can find more really wierd gifts like a cup where Jesus beard disappears when you add a hot drink at the following website: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/in_pictures/7767113.stm.
Some people have way too much time on their hands!!
Thursday, December 04, 2008
Gift Giving
It is hard not to think of gift giving at this time of year. We all are on the quest to obtain the perfect gift for those that we love. Even if it is just a casual party that we are attending, we want our gift to be the "hit of the party", i.e. I am going to a sock exchange Monday night and I want my socks to be the ones every one wants. Silly I know, but I am pretty sure, I am not the only one that thinks this way. There is just joy in giving gifts that please the receiver. But I have to confess there are many times I don't spend time contemplating the quality of gifts I give to my God. There is a story in Matthew 26 that I find fascinating because it is a story of gift giving that God does not want us to forget. "I assure you, wherever the Good News is preached throughout the world, this woman's deed will be talked about in her memory."--Matthew 26:13
It was the incredible sacrifice that a woman made for Jesus. What was it that she did that so impressed the Lord? Did she perform a miracle or provide some great teaching? No, she just gave a gift from her heart. While in the home of Simon, this woman took a jar of expensive perfume and anointed Jesus with it. This was significant and memorable because she seemed to recognize that Jesus needed to be anointed for His burial. So with complete abandon, she gave Him everything she had. In Mark 15 we discover her perfume cost more than 300 denarii which was the equivalent of nearly a year's wages. But it wasn't the gift that mattered. It was her heart behind the gift. It was her motives that touched Jesus, because He knew she sacrificed nearly everything for Him.
So as you are doing your shopping remember the lesson of this story. It is the love and sacrifice that is behind your gift that will be the most memorable as well. After all the physical thing you buy will eventually grow old or even disintegrate, but your love will last forever. But more importantly, be contemplating during this advent season what it is that you can give the Lord that He will know that you gave with complete abandonment. What can I give?
It was the incredible sacrifice that a woman made for Jesus. What was it that she did that so impressed the Lord? Did she perform a miracle or provide some great teaching? No, she just gave a gift from her heart. While in the home of Simon, this woman took a jar of expensive perfume and anointed Jesus with it. This was significant and memorable because she seemed to recognize that Jesus needed to be anointed for His burial. So with complete abandon, she gave Him everything she had. In Mark 15 we discover her perfume cost more than 300 denarii which was the equivalent of nearly a year's wages. But it wasn't the gift that mattered. It was her heart behind the gift. It was her motives that touched Jesus, because He knew she sacrificed nearly everything for Him.
So as you are doing your shopping remember the lesson of this story. It is the love and sacrifice that is behind your gift that will be the most memorable as well. After all the physical thing you buy will eventually grow old or even disintegrate, but your love will last forever. But more importantly, be contemplating during this advent season what it is that you can give the Lord that He will know that you gave with complete abandonment. What can I give?
Wednesday, December 03, 2008
Christmas Brunch
Steve, my mom and I have been busy since last Friday preparing the house to host the Ladies Bible Class Christmas Brunch this year. After all, I had big shoes to fill from past hostesses like Karla Gerdes, Pam Pobanz, Kelly Thomas and the hostess of all hostesses Pam Miller. Unfortunately, with me being sick the weather interfered with me getting outside to decorate until yesterday and even then I just did 1/2 of what I usually do to get inside sooner. But we had a great time this morning. Karla did a great job as always with our devotional and helped us all to focus on the real "reason for the season". The take away I had today that I had not thought of before is how God not only sent His son in such a humble way, but He announced His arrival not to the priests, governors, or rulers, but to shepherds and magi. The shepherds being just common workers, and the Magi actually being non-Jewish (outsiders). Lest any of us ever think we are insignificant we need to revisit this story and realize that God sent His Son for all people and especially people like us.
Jesus was indeed our Savior and indeed Emmanuel (God with us). Heaven and Humanity came together for ever and we are a part of that Kingdom. Praise God!
Here are a few pictures as the Ladies worshipped this morning and of some of my decorations.
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Jesus was indeed our Savior and indeed Emmanuel (God with us). Heaven and Humanity came together for ever and we are a part of that Kingdom. Praise God!
Here are a few pictures as the Ladies worshipped this morning and of some of my decorations.
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Tuesday, December 02, 2008
Steve and I made the decision about six weeks ago that we were not going to buy presents for Christmas this year. There is nothing either of usneed and we are fairly certain there is nothing in particular our relatives need. However, because of the economy there are several families we know that are in need. We have decided we will take the monies we usually spend on presents and give the money to a family. We have sent a letter to all our family members telling them of our plans and requesting that they not give us gifts but donate to a charity of their choice in ou name. Well...today Steve came across this website http://www.redefine-christmas.org and they have the same idea. Check it out. You can choose a cause and ask your relatives to donate in your name. I will admit I have been trying to figure out what we will do Christmas morning when we usually are opening presents and haven't come up with a definite plan yet, but I know God will redeem the time and bless our gifts this year. The best part about this plan? I don't have to shop, wrap or mail :)
Monday, December 01, 2008
I read this today on the Women of Faith Monthly Newsletter email and thought it was an appropriate way to start out December 1st.
"What do you feel this time of year? Peace on earth? Joy to the world? Or pressure to make everything about your holiday picture-perfect?
Relax. Jesus' birth was orchestrated by the Ultimate Party Planner, God Himself. Think about what that looked like: a small town scandal, a difficult journey with a lukewarm welcome at the end of it, culminating in His Son being born in a grubby stable. Hardly the sort of event that would make anybody's Best Party of the Year list. On the surface, it was all wrong. According to God's plan, it was perfect.
This Christmas, let's encourage on another to be a little more like Mary (Martha's sister, not Jesus' mom) and focus on what's really important. So your home doesn't look like a magazine cover. So your dinner doesn't look like a Norman Rockwell painting. So your rendition of O Holy Night doesn't sound like Sandi Patty's. So what? Enjoy the season. Celebrate the gift, not the wrapping. Jesus -- the ultimate 'Good Thing.'"
"What do you feel this time of year? Peace on earth? Joy to the world? Or pressure to make everything about your holiday picture-perfect?
Relax. Jesus' birth was orchestrated by the Ultimate Party Planner, God Himself. Think about what that looked like: a small town scandal, a difficult journey with a lukewarm welcome at the end of it, culminating in His Son being born in a grubby stable. Hardly the sort of event that would make anybody's Best Party of the Year list. On the surface, it was all wrong. According to God's plan, it was perfect.
This Christmas, let's encourage on another to be a little more like Mary (Martha's sister, not Jesus' mom) and focus on what's really important. So your home doesn't look like a magazine cover. So your dinner doesn't look like a Norman Rockwell painting. So your rendition of O Holy Night doesn't sound like Sandi Patty's. So what? Enjoy the season. Celebrate the gift, not the wrapping. Jesus -- the ultimate 'Good Thing.'"
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